Foreword

Vocabulary 101:
1. gawky /gôkē/ - nervously awkward and ungainly, clumsy.
2. cryptic /kriptik/ - having a meaning that is mysterious or obscure.
3. erudite /er(y)əˌdīt/ - very learned, scholarly.
4. pulchritudinous /pŭl'krĭ-tūd'n-əs/ - characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.
5. Ibyanism /ēb-ya-nē-zəm/ - a neurobehavioral developmental disorder primarily characterized by the co-existence of attentional problems and hyperactivity, with each behavior occurring infrequently alone.
6. Ivy Lorraine M. Cunanan - gawky, cryptic, erudite, pulchritudinous, Ibyanism.

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This is a totally worthless account of days in the life of a twenty-something sablay queen. This blog is a spectacular waste of time for her to write and an even greater waste of yours (and mine) to read. However, if you, like me, have all the time in the world to spend on such nonsense, then be my guest!

This world is full of mysteries. Some worth exploring whilst others are better left in shadows. Ibby, for most people, is a mystery. This is where her story will finally be told. So let's join her as she mutters, stutters, chatters away and spread her clumsiness in the cyberworld.

The Foreword ends here. The clumsiness, however, does not.

(Foreword by Jen)